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hows everybody doing? im aiitez...well busy these dayz so its hard to contact me most of the time..hahahah im driving everywhere so hit me up if yah can...i got a business work celly...ill give it out later...but u have to call me.. cuz its nextel and i get incoming calls free ^.^ .. well leave a comment and i hope everybody is doing great ^.^ ... (anybody got a hot chick they can hook me up with =P??)
saddam: im bored.
saddam: I've got an idea! Lets play a game of rock paper scissors!
some random guy: xcuse me.. can i play too? pleeasee~
saddam: NO!! YOU! SHUTUP!
saddam: we can either pick rock...
saddam: ...paper...
saddam: or scissors...
saddam: AAARE YOU READDY TO RUMMBBLLEE!!~~
some other iraq guy: Dude, say it. Dont spray it.
saddam: whatever, does it look like I care? Let js play.
saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!
saddam: WTF IS TWO PAPERS?!
Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.
Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.
Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.
Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!
Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.
Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.
Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.
Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.
Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.
Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.
Judge: Missle? What missle?
Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSLE!!
Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.
Sadaam: Am not!
Judge: Are too!
sadam: that's it I'm putting you on my list.....
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